Howdy folks!
Okay, I know that haikus may be a little bit off topic for this blog, but considering that it’s my blog, I can do whatever the heck I want to. And besides, haikus are sweet.
Also, all the bored-at-works will need something with which to divert themselves in between updates, and this haiku page is meant to be user-updated (that means you).
Why haikus? They can be deep, thought-provoking, and even beautiful, but most importantly to me, they can be funny. Most importantly to you, however, is that they are really easy to write, and for you to write some is exactly what I want you to do!
This page will be a growing compendium of user-created haikus. Add yours to the comments section now! You can write on any subject, and I encourage grossness and swearing.
To kick things off, here are my two favorite haikus:
Haikus are easy,
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.
-Anonymous
We’re looking down on Wayne’s basement,
Only that’s not Wayne’s basement.
Isn’t that weird?
-Garth Algar
Sometimes seventeen
syllables aren’t enough to
express a complete
-Anonymous
Who creates a dumb
Style of poetry like this?
Fucking Japanese.
-Tom Joad
Tip tap tap tap tack
Press a key and maybe a
Short poem might appear.
-Christopher
Too much cereal
not enough milk, milk to cer-
eal ratio very bad
Fuck it, there’s bacon
-Aubrey
Cool page!!
I wrote one about China for you!
As I live quietly
My heart recalls what once was
Damn this western trap
Thanks! Allow me to reply in Haiku form:
The rear-view mirror
Is only a small part of
The windshield of life.
Yet . . .
Despite fine cuisine,
My heart and stomach long for
A beer with flavor.
thats deep!!
Very nice, very nice ( I like the yanjing pijous…deelish, or ‘hen hao he’ if you will)
I have a lot of
Difficulty thinking up
Meaningful haikus.
this was by darby
I recognize that username a mile away
Lumby days is soon
China doesnt have that shit
you are missing out
Lumby’s not so great.
One store, one gas station
And a bunch of hicks.
Little sidewalk girl
You startled, bewildered us
Big poop for small girl